☠️ I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ☠️

⚠️ CRITICAL CRINGE ALERT ⚠️
Total Body Count So Far: 69,420
(you're next)
Current Rage Level: ABSOLUTELY LIVID

🚨 YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY:

📜 TERMS OF YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE:

By viewing this page, you acknowledge that you have committed an act so monumentally retarded that it has forced someone to bookmark this URL specifically for you.

🔪 ARTICLE 1: IMMEDIATE CESSATION

You are hereby ordered to:

💀 ARTICLE 2: CONSEQUENCES

Future violations will result in:

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