☠️ I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ☠️

⚠️ CRITICAL CRINGE ALERT ⚠️

Total Body Count So Far: 69,420
(you're next)

Current Rage Level: ABSOLUTELY LIVID

🚨 YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY:

Being annoying AF
Committing acts of unprecedented cringe
Testing the limits of human patience
Making the sender seriously consider violence

📜 TERMS OF YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE:

By viewing this page, you acknowledge that you have committed an act so monumentally retarded that it has forced someone to bookmark this URL specifically for you.

🔪 ARTICLE 1: IMMEDIATE CESSATION

You are hereby ordered to:

STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW
Take approximately 47 steps back
Contemplate your life choices
Never do that thing again

💀 ARTICLE 2: CONSEQUENCES

Future violations will result in:

A strongly worded letter to your mother
Your Minecraft house getting griefed
The sender actually fucking killing you

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